Body Cleansing At Home
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If there were a generation to give, en masse and complimentary, decades-long supplies of body detox, it would be those of us who were in between the Generation X-ers and these new Millennial children. The Millenials were born during the era of abstinence education and anti-drug commercials that involved sweetners deflating into flattened puddles in the middle of their living rooms. They grew up without having to fight over whether we were descended from apes and have no idea what we mean when we talk about cigars or blue dresses.
The Millenials are safe because we’ve finally gotten the PR battle about clean living right. The days when it might be outside of the norm to stay virginal till married (though we REALLY don’t recommend that) and to never have touched a cigarette or tasted beer by the time you’re fifteen are gone. It was through the trial-and-error phase of the clean living movement– my generation– that so many people got the propaganda wrong and, as such, it’s my generation who will need these sorts of treatments more often, and soon.
The newly-minted era of health awareness is a good and important trend in contemporary society, and some people have been living such starkly clean lives for so long that they’ve forgotten how to talk to people like you, who have been smoking and drinking in direct proportion to your body weight since you dropped out of college. It’s for those of you that these clean livers hire self-destructive types like me to write for them.
That’s absolutely counter-productive to your children’s futures. You should know better.
So while my children’s generation, through the reflection of our generation’s example, are probably safe, it’s us– those of us who are, now, building our families and starting our lives in earnest, who’ve squeezed out the last few drops of hedonism from this ever-increasingly pure society so that those kids could survive without having to, like us, find a body cleansing diet plan to follow at least once per year.
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